March 25, 2011

Learning Potty Humor (Consider Yourself Warned)

This is a conversation that occurred on the way home from school this week.

Mom: How was your day?

Ben: I started.

Mom: What?

Ben: I started.

Mom: No, I meant, "You started what?"

Ben: My bottom.

Mom: What are you talking about? I am confused.

Ben: I started my bottom.

Mom (now proceeding cautiously with the repeat of "bottom"): I'm not sure I understand what you are talking about.

Ben (laughing): I started, Mom! It means tooting.

Mom (trying not to react too much, but discourage): Oh, I don't need to hear about that. What letter are you studying this week?

Great, so Ben is starting to learn less desirable words but is either not hearing the other kids correctly or the other kids don't have a clue either. On an unrelated but similar note, one of the teachers reported that the little boys were really getting creative with their rhyming. Guess we have lots to look forward to!
And please, please, don't ask Ben about "starting" if you see him. He doesn't need any encouragement. :) But you will at least know what he is talking about if he blesses you with this topic of conversation.

March 21, 2011

Ben's First Game


During the pep rally on Friday, Dad was out scouting for losers leaving the other Friday games. We felt bad, but we were doing them a favor by taking the tickets off their hands, right? So we ended up with three tickets to Sunday’s games. We told Ben if he acted like a big kid all weekend we would take him to the game on Sunday. It was a struggle, but the closer to game time it got, the better Ben’s efforts were to go. He even did extra chores to “earn” his ticket. The game times were not the best for a four year old, but we persevered and started with another pep rally at 4pm, knowing that tipoff for Kansas wasn’t until nearly 8pm that night. It was a long day, but Ben did so well! A huge thanks to Grandma Lyn and Grandpa David for keeping Miss Ellie! She will get her turn someday, but is at least a year or two away from this kind of adventure.

Ben enjoyed the pep rally okay, but it was far more crowded than Friday, so he was definitely ready to head over to the Texas/Arizona game. He told us he would not choose a team to cheer for, since Kansas wasn’t playing. We convinced him that it was okay to cheer for another team since Kansas wasn’t playing them and he decided to cheer for Texas with us. He tried his best to learn the cheers and mascots of these “new” teams and enjoyed himself watching the score and screaming for the Longhorns. It also gave him the chance to learn a little more about a live game. He had never seen certain parts of the game on TV due to commercials so he was very interested in the time outs and cheer performances. He kept asking when the players would “get those tiny chairs out to take a break”. He also acclimated quite well to all of the buzzers and noises. He was worried going into it that the buzzer would really bother him after his experience with practice, but he did just fine. He got to enjoy cheese nachos and Dippin’ Dots during the first game and thought that was pretty awesome. He could probably live off of concession food if we’d let him. We were sad for the Texas fans that the game ended the way it did. Ben even tried to switch teams he was cheering for in the last minutes as he “wanted to win”, but stuck it out with us and was crushed when Texas lost. He was a little dumbfounded with how they had lost in the last couple of plays and started to worry that Kansas could potentially have the same heartbreak. That is the excitement of March and part of being a basketball fan!


During the break between games we made Ben take a break and walk around. He was doing a quick study on the other team though and wanted to race back to his seat as not to miss anything. The Fighting Illini’s mascot was retired a few years back due to controversy, so they didn’t have a mascot at the game. Ben was baffled that a school would have a team, but not have a man in a costume. He told us that “if they don’t have a man in costume, then they just can’t win”. This would be one of many justifications as to why KU would win.

Ben kept track of Baby Jay the whole time and was thrilled to better learn our players’ names. He wouldn’t always get them right or call the right player the right name, but they sure got praised and scolded by him. His favorite one to say was Markieff and he often got lots of nice comments from Ben. Ben’s favorite player was still “Number Zero” though and he was so excited to see Thomas Robinson on the court. Ben’s favorite thing to yell overall was “Don’t let Illinois win!” He told us that he “was yelling it so it would get in the player’s heads and they would do it.” A close second was yelling, “Defense!” He loved to yell that any time we didn't have the ball. At the very end, he added “Encore!” to his repertoire out of nowhere, but then leaned over and asked, “What does that word mean?” We were just thankful that we had a bunch of friendly well behaved fans around us and that is the only new word he heard that night.


We tried to have many lessons about good sportsmanship and not cheering against the other team or booing, but that was sometimes a hard sell. Part way through the game Ben heard the man next to us clapping at the “wrong time”. We explained that he was cheering for Illinois and that lots of people liked that team too. Ben gave the man the dirtiest look and kept whispering in his direction that he wouldn’t win. Yikes! We have a little superfan on our hands! Later on the man talked to Ben and was very sweet to him. Ben was polite back, but still wasn’t sure how everyone there wasn’t cheering for KU.

The game got very close and Ben kept asking “how far ahead” KU was after every basket. He studied the scoreboard for a long time and was baffled where Mom was getting this “ahead” number every time. Mom explained that it wasn’t on the scoreboard, but was a math problem and you had to look at both numbers and find the difference. That was very exciting to Ben and he was very pleased that Mom was helping him with this information. We are totally training a future nerd! This information made Ben frantic though when the game was close and he was not happy that the difference wasn’t more (he gets that from Dad and his grandparents!). Thankfully, KU pulled ahead and ended up winning by a comfortable margin. The Rock Chalk chant started in the crowd and Ben joined right in. You could tell that he was thrilled all of his “practicing” had paid off so he could participate in this moment. His little excited smile was just priceless!

We talked more to our “new Illinois friends” before leaving and Ben was sure to tell them politely that his team had won (in case they had missed that announcement). Some social etiquette to work on! He was also befriended by a toddler behind us that wanted to touch Ben’s crazy hair and a Kansas fan in front of us that had grandsons Ben’s age and was very impressed he had lasted so long for the game.

It was a fun weekend for us and hopefully it will be a memory that lasts with Ben. He cannot wait until the next game (after he realized that we didn’t already win the championship) and plans to cheer so loud that they will hear him in Texas next week. Brainwashed? Nah!

Rock Chalk!!

March 18, 2011

March Madness Begins



Ben sort of watched the Big 12 Championship game with us, but wasn’t super interested. We tried to sell Selection Sunday as a special event and he got so interested that he was very mad it didn’t mean an actual game would be on. Oops! Guess we didn’t explain it too well. Who would have thought there would be a show just to talk about games that hadn’t happened yet and wouldn’t for almost a week? :)

Tulsa hosted eight teams this year for the first rounds and it was the closest place for KU so that is where they played. The teams had practices on Thursday and our family got to go watch Kansas. Ben was thrilled with seeing the players so close and loved their crazy shots and dunks. His new favorite is “that crazy Number Zero” (Thomas Robinson) that did some great wild shots. Ben decided that Grandma and Grandpa would let him stay to watch all of the teams. As KU finished the horn sounded as it would at the end of a game and Ben quickly changed his mind and asked how many more times that horn would sound. It was a bit loud and it was dinner time anyway.


Friday was the first game and Kansas played in the evening. We didn't have tickets and Ben was very disappointed, but we planned to watch at home as Grandma Elaine and Grandpa Larry were in town for the evening on their way to Dallas. That afternoon before the game though, there was a party and pep rally for Kansas that we took the kids to. Ben got to meet Baby Jay, high five him and sit in his lap. He was so excited! Elizabeth thought that Baby Jay was Barney for some reason and kept yelling, “No, no, Barney!” as loud as she could at him. Not a fan! (Yet.)


The band and cheerleaders were there and performed. Ben tolerated the volume well, but E had to take walks outside of the room for a while. She was far more interested in the inflatable Jayhawks (there were three in all) and wanted to pet them. We would get close to them and she would literally smack them as hard as she could and yell “I pet it!” She struggles with the word Jayhawk and says it more like Jake-hawk. But, she even does a version of the Rock Chalk chant now that is pretty great!


There had been tons of free game gear at the party before the pep rally and the kids now have all sorts of Jayhawk stuff. They have foam Jayhawks for their hands, wild red and blue hair, pom poms, stretchy bands and all sorts of stickers. It is a regular party at our house now. We got to wear all of the new stuff at home for the game Friday night. Ben was revved up after the pep rally and wanted to “show the players what to do” by pretending to dribble and make wild shots. His tips paid off and the Jayhawks ended up with a win.